Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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