This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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