i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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