nut hugger
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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