And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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