Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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