What a fucking waste of an outfit
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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