i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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