I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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