This girl is more easily done than said...
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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