Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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