Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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