hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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