Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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