I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
