brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.