guess who came home with a hottie last night
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.