if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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