We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I can't put those talents on a resume
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia