Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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