I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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