The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
where are my eyebrows?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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