kristin has been a bad kristin
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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