I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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