Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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