respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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