why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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