Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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