I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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