I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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