You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Dick very happy bro
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
