Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Are we still banned from the library?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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