last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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