Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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