your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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