Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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