And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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