What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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