If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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