AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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