Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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