He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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