Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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