grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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