are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
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can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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