I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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