Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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