your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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