Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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