The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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