if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
