guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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