i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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