oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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