whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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