she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she peed on how many people?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We smell like vodka and hangover
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