ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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